Top 10 Ways to NOT Get Kicked Out of Walmart

It's funny what becomes a hot search trend....

According to Google, one of today's top 40 searches has been:

"101 ways to get kicked out of walmart"

Really?

Yes, really. The web has been flooded with forums, youtube videos and more on this topic.

So, with no further ado, I present a list given to me by a former Walmart employee:

10 ways to NOT get kicked out of walmart

1. Wear a shirt, pants or shorts, and shoes when you walk in (oh, and yes, keep them on)
2. Don't make fun of what other people have in their carts, even if it's an odd combination of item.
3. Don't switch the tags around on items.
4. Don't say anything negative about the food items.
5. Stay out of other people's carts.
6. Do not put things in other people's carts.
7. Do not cut in front of others at the cash register aisles.
8. Don't try to get the cashier to laugh by odd collections that you have in your cart (like bungee cords, a bicycle helmet, Slick 50 engine treatment, a ceiling fan, and bandages)
9. Walk, don't run.
10. Do not ask to keep your coupon because it has sentimental value after it's been processed.